Attack of the Chavs (finally)

Ok so i didnt post "Attack of the Chavs Part 1", but i was busy already!! a lot has been going on., well the first attack was basically, whilst sitting on the bus, i was sitting by the window, my friend blocking my way, aw well as taking up two thirds of my chair, but hey i wasnt complaining, it was rather comfortable in an uncompromising manner. well so what happened? four of us, ladies were sitting upstairs on the 43, minding our own business, laughing and talking of past travels, you know...there were some little chavs sitting at the back, being loud and racous as always....and without style too....i mean if your conversation is going to be loud at least make it interesting for the rest of the bus passengers!! but the plebs couldnt do that grrrrr!!

so yes back to the story, what did happen, well two of the little vicky pollard wannabes were getting up to get off the bus, and as one of them walked past us, she coughed "f******* muslims!", how rude!! she flipping coughed it the gutless little mare!! grrrr!! didnt even have the guts to say it to my face!! so shamone!! foolio!! grrrr!! anyways yes, so when they got the bus they felt the need to like swear at us....we laughed oh how we laughed....and a great remark came "well nice to see that when we going home telling our parents we had learnt our ABCs, that little chavette was properly going home with stolen goods!! grrrrr!! cue the whole bus to laugh...dont worry we didnt launch on the two chavettes that remained on the bus...my friends wouldnt let me!! darn!!

ok so that was the first one, and the second one what was that...well there we were noma, mary, sarah, herbi and aisha, all minding our own business just walking to the bus stop after watching a film, when some chavs, three of them, tall boys they were....dressed all gorgeously head to toe in trackie material...oooh yum!!
and then you know what? do you know what? they started shouting " bud bud ding dong" how rude!! i was so offended they couldnt even get my flipping race right..grrrrrrrrrr!! i was but most annoyed....so i said to them "nuh uh noo you diiiidnt!", they turned around saying "you what? you what? you what? you what? you what?"
maan was i annoyed.....nuh uh...does a little fool start with me when ive had a heck of a lot of fizzy pop!! nuh uh!! so i asked him (well shouted at them) if they had graduated from primary school yet...and then guess what they did they were like "you what? you what? you what? you what? you what?", so i listed my achievements and told them (and the whole of manchester city centre) that i had been to primary school, high school and college and that i had my qualifications (ok so i couldnt put uni....well not yet)...and at this point, noma, sarah and aisha are dying with laughter...herbi and mary are rushing behind us to find out what all the commotion is all about.
then guess WHAT?? the little chav whispers, get this HE FLAMING WHISPERS...."shut up or i'll slap you up" OHMYDAYS noooooo waay!! i went craaaazy!! so i was like "you what? you what you WHAAAAAAAAT??" i went crazy!! and they could see the anger man!! muhahahahaha!! guess what they did, you wont believe it! haha!! they ran....and guess where they went for shelter, MACDONALDS...so of course im gonna end it off with the cherry topping, one last HI-JAAAA-BIIIII rant, i said or more screeched, "running to get yer job applications are yer??"

garote them all with cheesewire i say!! hahaha!! i probably spelt garote wrong but i dont CAREEEEE!! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!