Introductions

Asalaams, howdy y'all *typical texan drawl*, right im guessing im supposed to make this really impressive, first impressions and all, but sorry im ill...so no can do...so who i am? *rolls her eyes, thinking "oh god i really have to do this, dont i, lord have mercy upon thy soul"*

*takes out pom poms and pulls cheerleader outfit over clothes she already has on....."you didnt really think i would wear nothing but two elastic bands with frills and nothing else now would you? how very dare you?"*
ok, so whoever you are whose reading this and has got this far probably think im a freak right? well boo ha on you and flaming congrats on reaching this far mate! haha!! *psychotic tendencies build*

im 19 or so i just found out....giggle those who know the story behind this...giggle your little hearts out...oh god and pension drawing gets a year closer...

im the most hilariously crazy person ever...and you know what im not boasting either...none of that fake ha ha stuff about being full of it and its not even garn confiedence, its just the truth i AM funny....care to dispute that? i thought not

so what else about me, gosh it does get boring talking about yourself after a while, i wonder how vain people manage to look at themselves in the mirror for so long....its a killer.....

but one thing i can say...do you know what i really really really want...someone who just writes down every little funny thing and event in my life, not like in an autobiographical manner, just that im a really bad story teller, i get lazy and ruin every punch line, i also seem to block out a lot, so forget stuff...oh i dont know!! whatever ok im bored now....so will get back to my little old self at work and enjoy the abuse of more customers.....oooh henry!!

next post will be all about my name....the darn name that nobody can spell or pronounce....grrrrrrrrrr