....Its a family affair

asalaams all....i cant be bovvered with the like errrm whole like errrrm i forgot likee errm whatever...

oh yes a piece of advice do n0t and i say DO NOT hide things from your family....as i have seen in my case that only leads to trouble...ok so i like trouble...hey look you cant be tagged the black sheep of the family and not be black!! darn dawwwg!! ok hee haw hee haw!!

oh yes and more about families well guess what i have joined a family of dancers hee haw hee haw!! yes tis i aisha and miss native female i think she goes by on here and guess what we do? noooo its not dance duuuh that would be too obvious...we dah dah we booogie haha
!! sorry i gotta go and find the pills....but before i do i'm going to tell you about today's events, whoever you is hee haw hee haw... *im sick and tired of lol...be original people...and if you dont think the bray of a donkey is not original then boo ya on you and come on lets take this outside...ok im bored gosh i didnt realise blogging took it out of you so much hee haw hee haw.. *must do chicken laugh next time* peace out my home dawwgs braaap!!

oooh ok i will tell you what happened...

eurgh first things first MMU people/leaders/ whatever i dont care...im taking you down with the disgusting manner of which the disabled toilets have been designed, if i have ever seen such a mick take in my entire life then never before until i saw MMU's disabled toilets...which were ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING...actually i have a few things to say about MMU...but let me carry on with the toilet issue...so yes there i was with noma, minding our own business....sneaking into the disabled toilet to do wudhu...or wuzu as some of my lovely bro's and sistaaas (bRAAAP) may call it...because couldnt do it in the ladies toilets as a whole load of braying donkeys...ooops sorry students were yelling...so much so noma almost forgot her purpose of entering that loo...bathroom i meant...darn nooo!! i meant restroom..well yes so i proposed lets go disabled!! and no i didnt mean lets you know...*gosh must be P.C here i think* anyways yes so we snuck into the disabled toilet and OHMYDAYS...i screamed!! eww there was a rather runny thick brown fluid in the bin eww eww eww...BLEURGH...noma looked and me shushing me *man the sister was hushing me when i all i could see was browness in the WRONG container eww eww...oh gosh so i managed to shut up and hey presto! once i took my specs off i couldnt see the brown sludge anymore...so you know..see no evil...think no evil sickening, maaatag inducing thoughts...bleurgh..

AND THEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO CARRY ON IN CAPS FOR NOW BECAUSE THIS IS HOW ANGRY I AM!! I STARTED MY WUDHU AND WHEN I TRIED TO WASH MY HANDS THE WATER STOPPED BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO HOLD IT IN ORDER FOR THE DARN WATER TO COME OUT...BUT I AM SORRY WHO WAS THE RETARD WHO DESIGNED THAT KIND OF TAP IN THE FIRST FOOL!! I MEAN WAS HE SO RICH HE THOUGHT EVERYONE HAS SOMEONE WHO FOLLOWS THEM TO THE LOO, WIPES THEIR BEHINDS AND ALSO HOLDS THE TAP FOR THEM WHILST THEY ARE WASHING THEIR HANDS!! WHAAAAT A IDIOT!! LORD HAVE MERCY UPON HIS SOUL IF I CATCH HIM GRRRRRR!! AND I SAY HIM BECAUSE ONLY A MAN COULD BE SO STUPID!! AND GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT EVEN STOP THERE...THE FOOL WENT AND THOUGHT OOOH LETS BE CLEVER AND LETS PUT THE DRYER RIGHT ABOVE THE SINK, WHICH MEANT EVERYTIME YOU DID MANAGE TO GET SOME WATER FROM THE TAP, HALF OF IT WAS BLOWING ALL OVER YOU!! WHAAAT A IDIOT PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME SOME CHEESEWIRE GRRRR!!

ok so i mean come on you have to see what im saying here, disabled toilets are meant to ease a person's time there not make it more challenging, oh gosh what is the world coming to, first george dubya was made president, now some fool designs a disabled toilet like that...how strange!!

and then oh yes then some idiotic beast of a being designed who wants to slam one of the doors with his big ginormaus inhumane feet...grrr seriously if only i could carry my stash of cheesewire around!! everyone would be *crosses finger against throat*

i'm not even gonna bother with saying anything further about any of the rest of then MMU lot otherwise they would all try to kill me and fail miserbaly!! grrrrrrrrr