Sitting at my desk at work, I ponder of what exactly to write about, because it just seems to be that there is so much to talk about, therein showing just the state of the world that we live in. so therefore what will be my point of discussion, well I thought I would start off simple....ha!! simple ideas for simple people! ha! ok sorry i was watching two pints of lager and a packet of crisp last night dont ask me why.....i cant remember anything just one of bimbos kept saying ha! arghhhhhhhh!!
ok well im just gonna talk about anything....actually one thing i must say is that i dont find anything i say online to be as funny as i come across in reality........oooooh reality how freaky! ha! darrrn! i just cant stop saying ha! oh gosh i am terrible i have such an awful secret to share but cant as im a darn ol' paranoid ethnic who thinks big bruvva is watching me now, gosh i think im so special i actually think people can be bovvered to spend time watching what i do!! well hi diddly ho, babe *in a welsh accent* i am i am!! i dont care i am!!!
so what am i meant to be ranting about...i will tell you...its darn computers!! why cant we just get rid of them and have letters and stuff and we should get rid of phones too...lets just get rid of everything!! nothing left!
! arghhhh!! i am going crazy!!
ok guess what? ive written this much garbage yet i havent actually talked about much just ranted...seriously i imagine myself in 40 years time being that crazy old lady with mad hair and loads of cats in a musty old house, ooooh and like with an overgrown garden and holey clothes!! yaaay...although a few glitches there....i hate cats and i wear a hijab, the rest im ok with so...how does one "solve a problem like stereotypical-a-fitting-old-lady-becoming", easy just pull a few strands of hair out of my scarf, *ok big deal so what if i only have a few strands!! problem? and then with the cats...well hey might as well put those headless teddy bears to use innit? ha!
im going craaaaaaaazy!! arghhhhhhh!! run for cover!!! arghhhh!! ok im bored now....in a bit yo!! braaaaaaaaaaaap!! *shoots herself in the eye and says no more, suddenly colleagues come around her desk and check to see if she's alive, no shes not, each one secretly robs her prized possessions, she yelps her last breath as the "fat one" makes a run for her ipod... what a b******!! she knew the "fat one" had been eyeing up her ipod for the past few weeks, whispering "my precious" arghhhhhhh!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment